Texas Woman Goes Viral After Litter-Bombing a Colorado Parking Lot
I don't know about this woman, but I got the memo growing up: Don't Mess With Texas.
Littering is rude and terrible for wildlife, and some poor employee will have to scrape that off the parking lot...if it doesn't blow into someone's yard. Litter doesn't just disappear.
Just because you left Texas doesn't mean you can dump a giant pile of garbage all over Colorado. It's Keep Colorado Clean, after all. For shame!
As a native Texan, I want to apologize to Colorado for this horribly rude act of littering. Also, after you drank 19 sodas, didn't you have to go to the bathroom? Why not take them to the trash there? Since she's famous now, maybe we'll get her lame excuse later.