Holy smokes, my dudes. This kangaroo is straight-up nightmare fuel.

They say everything is bigger in Texas and I guess that goes for wildlife as well. I came across a video posted on TikTok last year of the buffest kangaroo I've ever seen, and well, I thought you might like to see it, too.

TikToker @jayprehistoricpets has a page dedicated to all kinds of exciting encounters with wildlife that's used to educate and entertain the public on the mysteries of the animal kingdom.

In this video, the TikToker shows off just how swoll this Texas kangaroo is. I mean, if I saw this thing in a dark alley, I wouldn't even try to run. I would probably just piss myself and give up right then and there. This guy is so scary. A far cry from Roo off Winnie the Pooh. This is a MONSTER.

He looks like he's been skipping leg day, but he certainly has been working on those pecs. My goodness. He reminds me of a couple of different guys at the gym.

Check it out below:

Here are a couple of fun facts about kangaroos from National Geographic:

  • Kangaroos are the tallest marsupial in the world at roughly 6 feet tall.
  • Kangaroos live up to 23 years.
  • The average kangaroo weighs 200 pounds.
  • Kangaroos live in small troops of 50 or more.

They seem so cute when they're tiny, but when threatened they can become quite lethal. I hope you learned something fun today, and happy nightmares!

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